Sri Lankan HELL ....

A Sri Lankan dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks,

"What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for
an hour.

Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.


Then he comes to the Sri Lankan hell and finds that there is a long line
of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is
told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay
you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Sri Lankan devil comes
in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so
many people waiting to get in?"

"Because the Electricity Board is on strike and maintenance is so bad
that the electric chair does not work.

A Minister has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the DEVIL is a
former Govt servant.

He comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen..."

Computer Virus

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.


AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

Divorce Letter

Dear Husband:


I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

அன்று முற்றாக அழிக்கப்பட்ட ஹிரோஷிமா, நகஷாக்கி இன்று (படங்கள்)

படங்களின் மீது கிளிக் பண்ணி பெரிதாக்கி பார்க்கவும்

திருப்பதியில் பக்தர்களின் காணிக்கை மாயமா? திருட்டா?

இந்தியாவில் உள்ள கோயில்களிலேயே பணக்காரக் கோயில் எது?

திருப்பதி ஏழுமலையான் கோயில்தான் என்று யாரைக் கேட்டாலும் தயக்கமில்லாமல் பதில் சொல்லிவிடுவார்கள்!

தொழிலும் அதற்கேற்ற பெயர்களும்

Doctor — வைத்யநாதன்

Dentist — பல்லவன்

Lawyer — கேசவன்

North Indian Lawyer — பஞ்சாபகேசன்