புதன், 3 அக்டோபர், 2012

Student Loan

n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.

Tim: Hey, I just got approved for a student loan!
Fred: Want to go to Taco Bell?
Tim: Sorry, I just took out a student loan.

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Penis Game
 
This is a game that needs a minimum of 2 players. it can be played anywhere from the workplace to school. It starts when one player says penis ! the other player must say penis ! but louder than the first person. it goes on until one player quits or cant get louder than the other.
 
Tom yelled Penis! and i instantly knew he was playing the penis game
 
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Canasian
 
An Asian who lives in Canada
 
Wow, look at that canasian there!
 
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Lap Hog
 
A large penis
 
Dude I've got a Lap Hog and your mom loves to snuggle with it!
 
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grass ceiling
 
The barrier to further promotion in a business defined by a person's inability to play golf.
 
because i'm rubbish at golf, i've reached the grass ceiling and so will never make it to assistant manager
 
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peter out
 
1) To lose intensity or dwindle in strength.
2) An exposed penis (peter).
 
Matt: "I bet I can streak through downtown with my peter out for two hours without getting arrested."
Frank: "I doubt it. After running for a half hour or so, you'll probably peter out and then the cops will catch you."
 
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