dafuq

dafuq

 

what the fuck , but in a more confused manner

Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: Dafuq?

 

 

 

wingtip wearer

 

Usually a middle ranking manager,often found in banking or financial services, who cares only about his own advancement irregardless, and usually at, of the expense of the consumer. Often involving the removal of useful services in the name of progress but in reality to save money and give the manager better advancement in the company

 

tom: The bloody bank manager wouldn't give me an overdraft, he just wanted to sell me insurance. What a wanker!

dave: Typical wingtip wearer!

 

 

Te'oing

 

The acto of hugging an imaginary person.

 

Lacey: Yo, McCarron, did you see Te'o trying to tackle me? It looked more like he was hugging an imaginary girlfriend.

McCarron: Yeah man, he was totally Te'oing




Google Girlfriend

An imaginary girlfreind whom one would brag about to his friends and use a picture of "said girl" from google.
 
Richard: Hey guys look at my girlfriend!
Brett: Cool! shes good looking where is she from?
Richard: Google
Brett: So she is a google girlfriend?

Studies show

A term used to validate some erroneous claim. Usually the sources of the "studies" are not revealed. People will use the anonymous "studies" as some sort of statistical evidence.
 
Studies show that a person's level of happiness is directly linked to his or her involvement in community service.



driving dirty

Operating an automobile without proper proof of insurance.
 
I sure hope the police don't catch me driving dirty, my car insurance expired yesterday.


Cough Thought

 
when you say something rude, mean, or insulting, but try to cover it up by coughing loudly
 
When Chelsey said her dad was letting her get a pony just because she asked once, Ellen cough thought "daddy's girl".

 

 

 

 

 



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